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GAY MARRIAGE IS SO GAY!!!

If your expecting your everyday Rednecknerd article, maybe you should close this one out. Theres really nothing funny about this article. The topic is gay marriage....ok so maybe there is something funny, homo's are funny, nasty, trashy, and embarrassing to their family and America, but still funny.

As many of my followers know I hate myspace, but I still find myself signing in daily. I have run across more and more banners supporting gay marriage. Things like..." I'm straight but I support gay Marriage...","Marriage is about love not gender" and the standard " I support". They all have one thing in common the traditional rainbow colored fag tag. I personally am sick of seeing this crap posted all over the internet. If you support thats your choice....I support banning republicans from the White house, but I don't need a banner on my myspace to make a statement. Lets take a minute to break all of this nonsense down.

To the bisexual community... You greedy bastards. First I think you need to fight for the right to marry more than one person (polygamy, which is also illegal, maybe you could seek help from the Mormons) because until that happens you will never be happy. Bisexual people are just horny people who will take whatever kind of sex they can get. You deserve whatever sexually transmitted disease that you get because you are just nasty.

To the gay community...Gay men are disgusting. This statement has nothing to do with the fact that I am straight. Even if I were gay I could not begin to do the things that you do. Thats just disgusting...I don't even want to stay on your community. Several men become gay after numerous rejections from women or rejection from the one that they believe is their one true love.

To the Lesbian community... I am not close minded enough to say that sex between two women is hot. Many straight men find this as a turn on and are hypocritical by saying two men having sex is nasty. I personally do not get anything out of watching to women get it on. Many women become gay after bad relationships with men. Not all men are the same. So you shouldn't give up so easily.

People who say a person can not help the way they are born are only making excuses for the gay community. People only need to make excuses for things that are wrong...see a pattern here? Men and women straight or gay are designed to procreate. Just as animals are designed to procreate. We have reproductive organs for a reason, they are not just designed for fun. Ask any woman who has ever given birth. The problem is homosexuals can not procreate. Something about that does not seem natural to me. Homosexuals seem to have it in their head that the Christian community and Republicans have something against them. Republicans have a problem with everyone and most of the religious views are just people fighting for what they believe. I am a Christian but I believe we can not base this argument strictly on religion. Even though our country was founded on Christianity, and the Bible clearly has a problem with homosexuality. Homosexuality is not natural simple as that.

I am a happily married man, and I would agree with you guys marriage is about love. But gender does play a role in a marriage. The two genders have enough problems as it is. We are divided between jobs, life styles, and the menstrual cycle. Marriage is one thing that brings the two genders together as one. Why break that cycle?

I think its a shame that homosexuals are so selfish. Instead of spending all this time battling for the right to marry...why not focus on meeting the person you are really meant to be with. Marriage is stressful enough as it is without having to put up with the torment you will bring on you and your family by marrying someone of the same sex.

My first solution is we gather up all the fags and send them somewhere, where they can all be together and marry each other all they want. Russia is a good pick, plenty of room government destroyed by the USSR. Maybe North Korea...there they would learn to appreciate the rights that they do have. Maybe they wouldn't cause so many problems over the rights they don't have. I am basically just sick of hearing about it. Please just go somewhere where you are allowed to get Married and shut up about it already.

As a correctional employee (on the side because RDN productions corp. is my meal ticket) I realize the stress that gay marriage would bring on all departments of corrections. Correctional officers spend enough time preventing gay sex between inmates. By making gay marriage legal Inmates would get the right to marry each other. If this happens we are sending the message to them that it is ok to ignore policy and have sex with each other.

On the other hand prison might just be the answer this country is looking for to solve the gay marriage crisis. For the perfect solution maybe if we take a state we dont really need anyway and fence off the boarders of that state with razor wire we could make one big gay prison. I suggest using California since its already the fag capital of the United States. Allowing gay marriage in this state would be alright because its just one big gay prison. By definition prison is a place where people who can not function properly in society are locked away. This is perfect homosexuality is not natural so these people obviously can not function properly in society. So we take all the homosexuals and lock them away in the big gay prison. Death Row would only be utilized for such inmates as Chris Crocker and William Sledd.

Its not like I am suggesting a homo-holocaust. The prison wouldnt actually kill the inmates with the exception of Chris Crocker and William Sledd at the courts discretion. If for some reason the American people voted for a homo-holocaust I would be forced to agree. I am a American first and want what the American people want. Whether Americans are white, black, Mexican, Asian, etc... they are still American and I support them. Homosexuals are not a race and people should stop treating them as if they were. Because they are not a race I can not justify them as Americans, so they do not deserve the same rights as a straight American couple.

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